Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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