gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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