i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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