He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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