It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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