Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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