Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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