Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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