Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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