Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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