I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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