Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
