I wish i was in the wii world.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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