If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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