are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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