your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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