I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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