when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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