i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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