I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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