There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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