I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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