I think my vagina is haunted
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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