Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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