Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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