I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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