You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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