i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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