is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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