how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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