How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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