We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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