Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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