Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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