i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
