On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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