Non-Jews are for practice
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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