i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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