Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
