Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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