I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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