My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
