hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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