I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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