listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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