There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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