Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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