I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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