how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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