So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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